Done

2004 minus twenty (and counting)

Sun, 25 Apr 2004 03:04:57 GMT

In his capacity as an administrator, it is often necessary for a member of the Inner Party to know that this or that item of war news is untruthful, and he may often be aware that the entire war is spurious and is either not happening or is being waged for purposes quite other than the declared ones: but such knowledge is easily neutralized by the technique of doublethink. Meanwhile no Inner Party member wavers for an instant in his mystical belief that the war is real, and that it is bound to end victoriously, with Oceania the undisputed master of the entire world.

The World On Crack pt 1959

Sat, 14 Feb 2004 05:23:08 GMT

OK, What do I see on Google News?
Ken & Barb have split now that Barbie is kinda sorta
officially fucking some Aussie named Blaine.

(I never met anyone named Blaine, Aussie or otherwise.)

Then, there it is in my newspaper, the 'quality broadsheet' Sydney Morning Herald.

Barbie, born in 1959, met her new toy boy, Blaine, on a beach holiday in California last summer, but only bothered to split with her partner of 43 years late on Thursday night.

According to their Australian agent, Amanda Hearnden, Ken and Barbie remain best friends.

However, she denied rumours Barbie had been playing around with Blaine before she finished with Ken. "There was no infidelity whatsoever," the Mattel marketing manager for girls said.

... the Anglican bishop of South Sydney, Robert Forsyth, moralised on Barbie and Ken's plight yesterday: "If you avoid marriage you sentence yourself to a life of shallowness and frustration,"

But surely Barbie could have picked a better time - just before Valentine's Day - to dump Ken. "I don't think the timing was great," Mattel said.

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/02/13/1076548224716.html
OK, pure shit, swallowed cold.<td> </td>

Lies pt. 241 subsection 12

Thu, 05 Feb 2004 02:23:58 GMT

POP star Justin Timberlake has distanced himself from Janet Jackson's televised flashing of her breast to 100 million viewers, saying he was "shocked", "appalled and "embarrassed" by the incident.

"When what happened, happened, I was completely shocked and appalled," he told CBS 2 television news in Los Angeles of the moment when he ripped Jackson's leather bustier and exposed her breast to the world.

"It was, 'Oh my God, oh my God'.

OMG another liar. I am completely shocked and appalled.